Gert Scholtz

6 years ago · 1 min. reading time · ~10 ·

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Pull It Sir Prize

Pull It Sir Prize

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I come from way down south

From a small town in a vast land

English seldom came to mouth

But this poem will make a stand


Yew see, my spelling was not gr8

Eet lacked a certain fine fin S

Good grammar came 2 late

Two reach any poetic noblesse


May my spelling not decline

And all ways bee cure rekt

Four I wood not utter a wine

If some 1 comes to check


I took a hole new direction

My grammar now is perfect yes

No need for any correction

From beBee's Grammar Goddess 


I am humble butt o so proud

To rite so well is a huge big feet

U C, miss takes R knot aloud

Look a new at the prose you reed


No more grammar miss steaks

When righting a poem or averse

I rite to make all quiver and quake

In words sew stirring and terse


I right away in flourishing flare

Verse, rhyme and rhythm bold

Here is my poem, and B a ware

My eloquent words to hold

Read my prose so Mnintly wise

This, is my Pull It Sir Prize!


A lass…


I still am from way down south

My Inglitch inkorekt and broke 

Let me not speak my mouth

Unless it be a masterstroke!



With thanks to:

Susan 🐝 Rooks, the Grammar Goddess - mentioned in this piece and for her Friday Fun posts.

Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador - for courteously correcting errors in my posts.

Franci🐝Eugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador -  for being the true poet from the south, and for his limericks and rhymes on beBee.



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Comments

Ken Boddie

5 years ago #36

#45
Claire L Cardwell..... This recycled ditty’s still gritty and witty, As kick started off by Ms Claire, I trust that your grammar’s at home with your granda, And Miss Spelling’s gone for repair? But don’t let me blunder and plunder your thunder, I really don’t want us to fight, In this hemisphere, we all speak quite queer, When all’s said and done, “She’ll be right”!

Ken Boddie

5 years ago #35

Claire L Cardwell and Gert Scholtz ..... This recycled ditty’s still gritty and witty, As kick started off by Ms Claire, I trust that your grammar’s at home with your granda, And Miss Spelling’s gone for repair? But don’t let me blunder and plunder your thunder, I really don’t want us to fight, In this hemisphere, we all speak quite queer, When all’s said and done, “She’ll be right”!

Debasish Majumder

6 years ago #34

wonderful poem Gert Scholtz! enjoyed read and shared. thank you very much for the share.

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #33

Proma Nautiyal Well thank you! Happy that it gave a smile and thanks for sharing.

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #32

#38
Helena Jansen van Vuuren I remember the days! Glad you enjoyed a bit of a blast from the past. Thanks for commenting Helena.

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #31

#37
Helena Jansen van Vuuren I do remember those days! Glad you enjoyed this as a bit of a blast from the past. Thanks for commenting Helena.

Helena Jansen van Vuuren

6 years ago #30

Shared to FB for my South African friends!

Helena Jansen van Vuuren

6 years ago #29

Gert Scholtz really enjoyed reading. Am sure you may well remember the oral exams and the visiting school inspector - oh my - understood the written word but could not pronounce it!

Proma Nautiyal

6 years ago #28

This is awesome Gert Scholtz! Your poem brought a big smile to my face. It's so witty and refreshing. I love it. Sharing on all the platforms I am on. Thank you so much for writing it. :-)

🐝 Fatima G. Williams

6 years ago #27

Dis iz Phantastic LOL I love it Gert Scholtz Ur Inglitch prose is so Mnintly wise :) 😂 😂 😂 😂

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #26

#33
Ah, Aleta - thought that you'd prematurely hung up. No doubt to busily brush up those split infinitives which need attending to? 😂

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #25

#29
Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador Thank you for the kind words Franci - also for sharing the post.

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #24

#30
Martin Wright Thanks for reading and commenting Martin. Clearly I need Susan's help and expertise.

Martin Wright

6 years ago #23

Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess, you have now reached a level of fame where you are being spoofed and parodied. Congratulations! You must be doing something right.

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #22

Sandra Smith Thank you Sandra for the compliments and for sharing. Glad you enjoyed the read!

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #21

#18
Aleta Curry Well now. that must be the shortest comment ever on a post of mine :)

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #20

#17
Paul Walters Vir seker Paul, n nuwe taal het geen einde nie!

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #19

Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador Just to mention, that I mention you in the post.

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #18

Paul Walters Vir seker Paul, n nuwe taal het geen einde nie!

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #17

#18
Aleta Curry Well now, that must be the shortest comment ever :)

Paul Walters

6 years ago #16

Gert Scholtz Perfect prose in my humble opinion. Saya tidak bicara Bahasa Indonisian !!! See learning a language never stops!!!

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #15

#15
Wait ..... there's more ..... Pardon me, Gert, some admonition, 😟 Don't end a sentence with a preposition. 🤗

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #14

Ken Boddie Thank you Ken., for leaving a steak in the ground on the post - to which I am not a verse but greatful for!

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #13

Brilliant, Gert!!! Thanks for pointing out that hunger for averse leads to miss steaks.

Lance 🐝 Scoular

6 years ago #12

#10
My emojis are on my android Samsung Galaxy S8 Smart Phone. 📱 Similar emojis on Apple iPhones📲 Best Lance ✴🌐

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #11

Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess Clearly, you have your work cut out when it comes to my prose! Thank you Susan for sharing to LI and for joining the Friday frivolity.

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #10

Jerry Fletcher ThX 4 ur come mints. Good of you to stop by and share some fun.

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #9

#9
Lance \ud83d\udc1d Scoular Thanks Lance. One day I want to know how you do all those emoji's!

Lance 🐝 Scoular

6 years ago #8

🤔 😯 😑 😊 😁 😂 🤣 😅

Jerry Fletcher

6 years ago #7

All I can say Gert is that English is one Mother of a tongue (which you have now tied in knots.) Wonderful. Wacky and Wise

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #6

Shared on LinkedIn, Gert Scholtz!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #5

OUCH on steroids, Gert Scholtz, it makes we wince, if only because some of those "errors" won't be seen as such by a lot of readers. But it is a funny poem!

Pascal Derrien

6 years ago #4

Nice one :-)

Laurent Boscherini

6 years ago #3

So creative as bolder Gert Scholtz!

Gert Scholtz

6 years ago #2

Ian Weinberg If the brain warps, and the mind bends, then for sure Doc, there’s fun on end. Dankie Ian.

Ian Weinberg

6 years ago #1

Gr8t stuff Gert Scholtz If an eye could understand. Kudu do another just for fun?

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